There Will Be No Virus For Internet Explorer 9

in Microsoft

HUMOR: Microsoft has today published a report which states that there will be no viruses for its latest Internet Explorer 9 browser.

Microsoft Mourns The Death Of Steve Jobs With BSoD

in Microsoft, Technology, USA

Humor: If Apple is the creator of user friendly products, Microsoft is the creator of cracker-friendly products. The company which sells the worlds most insecure operating system, Windows, paid tribute to Steve Jobs in its own style.

Apple Sues Studiocom, Steve Jobs Day Canceled!

in Apple, Technology, USA

Apple Inc, the record holder for suing the most companies in the world, has now sued an until now unknown marketing agency called Studiocom for infringing upon Apple's IP. Apple said in its lawsuit that the Studiocom is using Steve Jobs' name to create some buzz for itself in the media.v

Germany Bans Samsung Galaxy Tab; Also Bans All TV Sets, Cars & Drinks

in Apple, Germany, Technology

A German court has banned all TV sets and cars from being sold in Germany. A judge said, "They all look the same." The Court based this decision on the recent decision made by the Düsseldorf Regional Court. The court said that no other company other than Apple can sell tablets in Germany as it thinks all tablets look like the iPad.

Indian PM Dr Manmohan Singh Threatens Attack On Terrorists Hideouts

in India, Political

The Indian prime minister Sonia Gandhi Dr Manmohan Singh made an emergency 'address to nation' on national TV last night. He spoke about the terrorists attacks on India. Dr Singh made it clear that India will no longer tolerate the terrorists attacks on the homeland.

Parody: Royal Dutch Shell Group Acquires Apple Trademarks for $135 Billion

in Apple, BP, Technology, UK, USA

LONDON, England – August 18, 2011 UTC – Royal Dutch Shell Group, an internationality-known Big Polluter (BP), has purchased Apple’s product line of trademarks. Apple, a company that specialises in creating a culture around commodity-but-overpriced products, will complement Royal Dutch Shell Group in the most desired areas.

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Apple Headquarters Design Is A Blatant Copy Of Indian Parliament

in Apple, India, Technology

Apple journalist MG Siegler recently wrote a story 'Glorious Images Of Apple’s New Spaceship Headquarters' about the new campus Apple is planning. Apple fan MG talked everything about the design other than the fact that it is a blatant copy of the Indian parliament.

Wikileaks: Rupert Murdoch Masterminded London Riots

in FOX, Political, UK

London: A leaked Wikileaks report last night suggests that the London riots were masterminded by the UK government and Rupert Murdoch, to divert the world's attention from the media mogul.

According to the document the strategy was forged when the UK government realized the probing would expose the deeper ties the government has with Rupert Murdoch. The strategy was code-named "I scratched your back, now you scratch mine."

The Naked American

in Political, USA

More and more Americans are feeling comfortable with their bodies which are well preserved with frozen, canned food and synthetic drinks. According to a survey conducted by the American Nude Foundation, a majority of Americans has expressed a desire to open nudist clubs across the country. Ironically, the ratio of people in favour of such clubs was higher in Washington DC as compared to more liberal states like California.